End of Act One

Apparently the big finish to Act One of Sodom! The Musical is a disco number. It's certainly got a beat not unlike that of "Disco Inferno" in my head. I'm sure the opening's riffing off something in particular actually but I'll be damned if I can think what.

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"Fuck Me Again (And Again And Again)"

CUNTIGRATIA
To the grotto, come, help me unwind.
Got a General running through my mind.
Hear him coming, echoes in the air.
He'll be cumming, cumming everywhere!
Sing, Vagina, charm us with a touch.
Just don't sing of chastity too much.

VAGINA
Chastity's a word I never knew
Wanna song though? See what I can do.

[As VAGINA sings: CUNTIGRATIA sits in a chair of state; LABIA and CLITORIX on either side, pull up her skirts, raise her legs; OFFICINA moves in with the dildo.]

VAGINA:
Arise, stately tarse,
And let your bollocks grind
For seed.
Heave, ample arse,
And let your cunt be kind
To the deed.

[OFFICINA thrusts the dildo in.]

Thrust, pintle, with a force
Powerful as any horse.
Fucked till her cunt explodes,
Flooded by your blown load.

Fuck me again and again and again!
Fuck me again and again and again!
If cock can't regain its breath
Resurrection is worse than death.

CUNTIGRATIA:
I spring a leak.
All hands to the pumps,
Avast!
Don't be so meek.
Wanna feel well-humped
At last!

VAGINA
Thrust, pintle, with a force
Powerful as any horse.
Fucked till her cunt explodes,
Flooded by your blown load.

CUNTIGRATIA
Fuck me again and again and again!
Fuck me again and again and again!
If cock can't regain its breath
Resurrection is worse than death.

CUNTIGRATIA:
More, I want more,
You don't make it spurt,
Sweet maid.
Fuck till I'm sore,
I want to hurt.
Don't be afraid.

OFFICINA:
Blame Virtuoso's stock!
Shoulda made a bigger cock.
This dildo ain't big enough
Gonna have to make it rough!

[She goes at it with real vigour.]

VAGINA
Fuck me again and again and again!
Fuck me again and again and again!
If cock can't regain its breath
Resurrection is worse than--

[Six naked women and six naked men appear, and dance, the men doing obeisance to the women's cunts, kissing and touching them often, the women doing ceremonies to the men's pricks, kissing them, dandling their cods, etc., and so fall to fucking.]

Fuck me again and again and again!
Fuck me again and again and again!
If cock can't regain its breath
Resurrection is worse than--
Fuck me!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Fuck me!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Little dildos can't compare,
Only getcha halfway there
So fuck me again and again and again!
Fuck me again and again and again!

[CUNTIGRATIA comes.]

If cock can't regain its breath
Resurrection is worse than death.

O, like we're drowned
Lying on the shore,
Waves break!
There in a swound,
Can't spend no more,
But then we wake!

[CUNTIGRATIA takes the dildo from OFFICINA and starts using it on herself again. The rest pull out their dildos and frig too.]

ALL
Thrust, pintle, with a force
Powerful as any horse.
Fucked till her cunt explodes,
Flooded by your blown load.

Fuck me again and again and again!
Fuck me again and again and again!
If cock can't regain its breath
Resurrection is worse than--
Fuck me again and again and again!
Fuck me again and again and again!

[Enter BOLLOX and PUCKINELLO, at back of stage, the catamite leading the king in a lewd conga. Enter PEEN, at other side of stage. BOLLOX beckons him to join them. They conga round the stage, gathering the naked men and women.]

Fuck me again and again and again!
Fuck me again and again and again!
Fuck me again and again and again!
Fuck me again and again and again!