Notes from New Sodom

... rantings, ravings and ramblings of strange fiction writer, THE.... Sodomite Hal Duncan!!

Monday, April 24, 2006

Word Weirdness

Just got a really nice review in SFFworld by Rob Bedford:

Be wowed, be awed, be puzzled and be intrigued....

Which is weirdly apt given that the new issue of Emerald City just went online, with an essay by meself called Strange Sentences, as a feature article. It's about style...

Both philistine and philosopher, these hypothetical extremes of reading only for plot or only for theme, will tend to blame the writer’s execution if the composition is not immediately obvious. Aware of obvious tricks and techniques in the text but unable to discern any meaningful patterning of character and plot, they scapegoat style: if there is a story there, they say, it is obscured by the style; in the absence of plot or theme, they say, this is just playing with words. It is pointless. It is pretentious. It has no substance.

Of course I go on to disagree.

***
PUCK: You got an article in Emerald City? Cool! But aren't you afraid that, I dunno, Gary Wassner or someone will write a critical response in the next issue which you'll respond to in the form of a humorous dialogue with a projected alter ego which he'll take issue with in the comments, so you find yourself in an increasingly heated debate, one which becomes increasingly silly and stroppy until eventually you just challenge Gary to an Extreme Wrestling match only to arrive at the ring and find Gary and Rocky Scott Bakker are a tag team, so you have to call in Jeff Van Damme derMeer for hauners?
HAL: No, Puck. I'm not.
PUCK: But that would be fun.
HAL: No, it -- wait a minute! What the fuck are you doing here anyway? Who do you think you are? Evil Fucking Monkey? You have enough fucking fun scrawling your way through my fiction, never mind the sodding blog. And the whole projected alter ego is Jeff's thang. I'm not going to --
PUCK: I like Evil Monkey. He's got fur. Can I play with Evil Monkey?
HAL: What?! No. He's Evil. And a Monkey. He's an Evil Monkey. He'd bite you.
PUCK: That's OK. I'd bite back. I have the advantage, you know.
HAL: How so?
PUCK: He has a tail.
HAL: And how does that give you the advantage?
PUCK: More to bite. See? You didn't think of that, did you?
HAL: That's just -- look, I am not fucking well doing this. I am not having imaginary dialogues with a fucking fictional entity. That, as I've already made quite clear, is Jeff's thang. Get the fuck back inside my head.
PUCK: What if I don't wanna?
HAL: Just go and play with Jack, for fuck's sake.
PUCK: Play what?
HAL: Footy or footsy, I really don't give a fuck. Just --
JACK: Snickety-snak and Jack is back. Hello, my hollowed Hal -- and Puck! O, Puck, my young buck, my tenderish fuck. Slim boyish hips in contrapposto pose full-cocked, a paeon to your peter!
PUCK: My saucy Jack! My sausage snack--
HAL: That's it! I'm out of here. You two can fucking have the fucking blog. I've got a story to write.
PUCK: Am I in this story?
JACK: Are there explosions?
PUCK: I'd be good in this story.
JACK: Are there big explosions?
PUCK: You could use me in this story.
JACK: Are there really really big explosions? Like airship-sized explosions?
PUCK: Am I in this story?
...
JACK: He's gone.
PUCK: Hissy fit for Hal! What'll we do now?
JACK: Got any matches?

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone can bite me.

Evil Monkey

9:47 pm  
Anonymous saffron1982 said...

Pretty skin! And you can see the photos of the gaffing ritual from myself at

http://saffron1982.livejournal.com

They are impressive!

1:22 am  
Blogger RobB said...

Thanks for posting the link, Hal.

Why is that blogger's alternate egos always want to war with SFFWorld authors?

1:27 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why, no problem at all, Rob. Speaking as one of Hal's other alter egos (the level-headed and sensible one, I might add) I can tell you that Hal was really quite pleased with the review. And had he not vacated the blog for whereabouts unknown I'm sure he'd add that, having had fine beer and fine conversation with both Gary and Scott during the World Fantasy Convention, he has no intention whatsoever of letting either Puck or Jack "start anything".

Guy Fox

p.s. Saffron1982, those are rather amusing snaps, I agree.

p.p.s. Evil, delicious ambiguity, old chap, delicious.

2:31 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A banananana for Eevil Monkey

http://www.5aday.gov/tools/assets/photos/banana.jpg

From Fast Puck

2:38 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm way too late here right? This is over already?

You have nothing to worry about Hal. That Emcit article was way too long for me to read. I can only manage one or two paragraphs of this kind of stuff at most unless. But your book on the other hand....Great Stuff!

I checked out the local arena in Austin Texas and it seems they have a ring available the first weekend in November. You won't wear tights, will you?

Gary Wassner

5:55 pm  

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