Notes from New Sodom

... rantings, ravings and ramblings of strange fiction writer, THE.... Sodomite Hal Duncan!!

Monday, September 21, 2015

A Song for David Cameron

(with apologies to the MC5)

Right now...
Right now...
It's time to...
FUCK ALL THE HAMS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

*guitar riff kicks in*

Well I feel pretty good
And I guess that I could
Fuck gammon now maybe.
We all like some head
And I'm horny, he said,
David Cameron, baby.
You know how I want it,
That pork hot and tight.
My cock can't stand it
If it's cooled overnight.
So lemme leave you the spam...
And lemme fuck all the hams!
Yeah, fuck all the hams!
I wanna fuck that pig!

Now I'm thinking of lard,
You know my prick's all hard,
As I'm stripping now, baby.
And the mouth's open wide
And I slide and I glide
In the dripping.
I gotta have it, baby. I can't do without.
I get that feeling, gotta knock one out.
So put that pork in my hand
And let me fuck all the hams!
Yeah, fuck all the hams!
I wanna fuck that pig!

Got to get it up,
You know he can't get enough,
David Cameron.
He says that head on the plate,
Man, that bacon awaits
A good hammering.
I got a pig's head and the gravy needs cum.
Well, I wanna keep on fucking till the morning comes.
So lemme be who I am
And let me fuck all the hams!
Yeah, fuck all the hams!
I done fucked that pig!

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