Notes from New Sodom

... rantings, ravings and ramblings of strange fiction writer, THE.... Sodomite Hal Duncan!!

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

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By way of David Schwartz...

What kind of disease are you?

Al Duncan:

Al Duncan is caused by monkeys.

Al Duncan makes subjects desire sex. With lepers.
Drinking a mixture of raw eggs mixed with powdered paint is a good cure for Al Duncan.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What kind of disease are you?

Amazon sales rankings :

Amazon sales rankings is caused by Satan.

Amazon sales rankings creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.
The only cure for an infection of Amazon sales rankings is to play in traffic.

Nuff Said :o)

1:21 pm  
Blogger Dave said...

I tried the cure, and now my cholesterol is high and my vomit is blue. Is that normal?

Also, those lepers are still looking damned fine.

8:00 pm  
Blogger Hal Duncan said...

Number_6: Playing in traffic is probably a good idea, but watch out for the Rovers.

Dave: If symptoms persist, try using only the egg yolks. This should lower the cholesterol intake, and the yellowy-orange should balance out the blue of your vomit. As long as you stick with the treatment the leper-lust should clear up in a day or two.

9:30 pm  

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