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What kind of disease are you? Al Duncan: | ||
Al Duncan is caused by monkeys. | Al Duncan makes subjects desire sex. With lepers. Drinking a mixture of raw eggs mixed with powdered paint is a good cure for Al Duncan. | |
posted by Hal Duncan | 9:40 am
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What kind of disease are you?
Amazon sales rankings :
Amazon sales rankings is caused by Satan.
Amazon sales rankings creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.
The only cure for an infection of Amazon sales rankings is to play in traffic.
Nuff Said :o)
I tried the cure, and now my cholesterol is high and my vomit is blue. Is that normal?
Also, those lepers are still looking damned fine.
Number_6: Playing in traffic is probably a good idea, but watch out for the Rovers.
Dave: If symptoms persist, try using only the egg yolks. This should lower the cholesterol intake, and the yellowy-orange should balance out the blue of your vomit. As long as you stick with the treatment the leper-lust should clear up in a day or two.
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