Sad Puppy

PLAY:

SING:

Sad Puppy get up get coffee

Sad Puppy go to work

Sad Puppy write awesome fiction

For SJW jerks

Jerks say Sad Puppy very diligent

But his output stink

His work not "functional" or "elegant"

What do Sad Puppy think?

Sad Puppy think SJW want to kill science fiction out of spite

Sad Puppy not racist, just prick

Sad Puppy not sexist, just dick

Sad Puppy hate Hugos

Sad Puppy hate SJWs

Sad Puppy very straight white man

With wee cold broken rotten heart:

Sad Puppy hate you

Sad Puppy hate you

Sad Puppy try to game the Hugos

Tell you better vote right

Sad Puppy offer slate of garbage

Bring you hate, bring you spite

You say no thank you for the garbage cause

Garbage pile of kack

No Award is better than these nominees

No time for hacks

Sad Puppy have long walk back to internet he sit down to whine at world

Sad Puppy not thinking so straight

Sad Puppy not feeling so great

Sad Puppy hate Hugos

Sad Puppy hate SJWs

Sad Puppy very straight white man

With wee cold broken rotten heart:

Sad Puppy hate you

Sad Puppy hate you

Sad Puppy have every reason

To shut up at last

Sad Puppy just keep on whining

Living in the past

Much rather rant and throw a hissy fit

Take hump, take huff

This genre "ruined by the politics"

Such a load of guff

Sad Puppy swear someday he have everything even sweet award like you

Sad Puppy just waiting for now

Sad Puppy say someday, somehow

Sad Puppy hate Hugos

Sad Puppy hate SJWs

Sad Puppy very straight white man

With wee cold broken rotten heart:

Sad Puppy hate you

Sad Puppy hate you